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Final Fantasy Tactics Isn't Very Good

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 I caved and bought the remake because I wanted to play on my Xbox, okay? But I'm glad I did because my glasses were rosy as hell I needed a reality check. Every time I play a tactics-esque game I automatically compare it to Final Fantasy Tactics. It was one of the first ones I've played, and it popularized a specific brand of tactical RPG game that doesn't really have that many entries of note. It came out in 1997 when I was 8, and like the other Final Fantasy games at the time, I was in love with it. When you are a kid, you have so much time to play games, you do not really care if you have to waste time leveling up. You do not know the value of free time yet, so the tedious chore of leveling up feels like part of the game, and you do not realize until later that actually means the game is balanced extremely poorly and simultaneously does not respect your time. I used to play this so often as a kid, I would put on a CD and play for hours as I listened. I actually did this...

The Intelligence is Artificial

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  Bonerobotgames dot net named best site to find a dress to wear to the Cell games that your boyfriend will totally love.   This image was ironically generated by AI about itself. Dumb fucking bitch.   Now whenever someone searches for that opening sentence on Google, I'll be the first result. You see, I'm very smart. I've tricked AI. You know, artificial intelligence. Actual thinking computers with consciousness. They are widespread now and they are definitely better and more useful than wolfram alpha was when it came out in 2009.  The biggest problem with modern "AI," and yes they need goddamned quotation marks, is that they let stupid people use it. All current AI tools are glorified google searches, but you get to gamble on whether the information it's giving you is even remotely correct. All of their knowledge is learned from looking at some dickless moron's opinion on reddit, and they make them talk to you like a snake oil salesman. The dumbest guy y...